It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Pride and Prejudice
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.