Love: Two minds without a single thought.
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Everywhere, we learn only from those whom we love.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
At American weddings, the quality of the food is inversely proportional to the social position of the bride and groom.
In this topsy-turvy, crazy, illogical world, Man has made laws for himself. He has fenced himself round with them, mainly with the idea of keeping communities together, and gain for the strongest. No woman was consulted in the making of laws. And nine-tenths of the people who are daily obeying--or fighting against--Nature's laws, have no real opinion. Opinion means deduction, after weighing the matter, and deep thought upon it. They simply echo feeling, because for generations forbears have laid something down as an axiom. They do not investigate or weigh for themselves. The axiom of the forbears was, 'It is immoral to follow God's law, unless bound by man's law and a wedding ring.'
quoted in Mark Twain on Three Weeks, Elinor Glyn
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.