It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.
Pride and Prejudice
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The best friend is likely to acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is based on the talent for friendship.
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.