Quotes with mothers
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't [care] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid (2008)
A professional soldier understands that war means killing people, war means maiming people, war means families left without fathers and mothers. All you have to do is hold your first dying soldier in your arms, and have that terribly futile feeling that his life is flowing out and you can’t do anything about it. Then you understand the horror of war.
Quoted in U.S. News & World Report (1991)
We come as the children of Dr. King to say that we are going to face Jim Crow's children, because Jim Crow had a son called James Crow Junior, Esquire. ...They come with laws that tell people to stand their ground, they come with laws to tell people to stop and frisk, but I've come to tell you, just like our mothers and fathers beat Jim Crow, we will beat James Crow Junior, Esquire.
Speech on the 50th anniversary commemoration of the March on Washington (August 28, 2013)