Quotes with married
I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.
I adore lemurs. They're extremely gentle, well-mannered, pretty and yet great fun... I should have married one.
I would advise any woman against having an affair with a married man believing he will ever leave his wife, no matter how often he says his wife does not understand him. Love is not as necessary to a man's happiness as it is to a woman's. If her marriage is satisfactory, a woman will seldom stray. A man can be totally contented and still be out howling at the moon.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Reported in Investor's Business Daily (April 9, 2001)
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Charles is life itself -- pure life, force, like sunlight -- and it is for this that I married him and this that holds me to him -- caring always, caring desperately what happens to him and whatever he happens to be involved in.
War Within and Without (1980)
Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married, too.
A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
All men make mistakes but married men find out about them sooner.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain's Notebook
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.
Wisdom married to immortal verse.