Quotes with idiot
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
The thing they wouldn't be expecting him to do was to be there in the first place. Only an absolute idiot would be sitting where he was, so he was winning already. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Mostly Harmless (1992)
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Any idiot can get on a treadmill and watch TV and then take great pride in the fact they've 'exercized.