Quotes with ass
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't [care] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you — your kid is not autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.
Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid (2008)
I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
No Cure for Cancer
I think I'm basically the same guy I always was. Maybe I've learned, through experience, to rein in some of the anger and temper they say redheads normally have. My grandmother used to tell me that a hard head makes a sore ass.
I just took the chance to be my own man ... I just said: 'If you don't like it, kiss my ass.' ... Most people around the country, or around the world, are basically working people who want to be free, who want to be themselves. They look at me and see someone trying to do that ... I'm the guy who's showing people, hey, it's all right to be different. And I think they feel: 'Let's go and see this guy entertain us.'
Lawyers are like other people--fools on the average; but it is easier for an ass to succeed in that trade than any other.
quoted in Sam Clemens of Hannibal, Dixon Wecter
Slutty party girl is fun until she pukes on her shoes -- then she's just a pain in the ass.
House. By Dr. Gregory House.
Would you or would you not pull an ass out of a pit on Sabbath?
House, The Right Stuff. By Dr. Gregory House.
There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly - always! We can live with dignity - we can't die with it.
House, Pilot. By Dr. Gregory House.
The slutty party girl is fun till she pukes on your shoes. Then she's just a pain in the ass.
House, Lucky Thirteen. By Dr. Gregory House.
C'est la vie, and I use the French because you're an ass.
House, Don't Ever Change. By Dr. Gregory House.