W. C. Fields Quotes
I'd rather have two girls at twenty-one each, than one girl at forty-two.
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1940)
Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days.
My Little Chickadee (1940)
Never give a sucker an even break.
May have been used as early at 1923. This became a title of his 1941 movie.