Robin Williams Quotes
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
Weapons of Self Destruction
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
You have the right to bear arms, you have the right to arm bears, what ever the hell you want to do!