P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
Parliament of Whores (1991)
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year.