Mickey Rooney Quotes
I always say, 'Don't retire — inspire.' There's a lot to be done.
Interview with Associated Press in March 2008
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch weaker, the gods kinder, the dice hotter - it might have all ended up in a one-sentence story.
I don't get caught between lesbians and gays. If you can't say something nice about someone, just shut your mouth.
Sure, I love the chicks. I love 'em all. But when you're nuts about too many, how can a guy settle down to one?
There was, in fact, a standard studio recipe. Take one young actress, pluck her eyebrows, cap her teeth, shape her hairline, pad as required and throw her into the ring with Andy Hardy. Then wait and see. If the public responded, the starlet became a star.