Matt Groening Quotes
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
"Life in Hell"
All my friends say I should leave him because he's mean, angry, and abusive. I need to get some new friends.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.