Erma Bombeck Quotes
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.