Earl Wilson (columnist) Quotes
Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.