David Letterman Quotes
How long have you been a black man?
To President Obama, to which Obama responded "First of all, I think it's important to realize that I was actually black before the election." (September 22, 2009)
Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
Late Night with David Letterman (March 5. 1993)